diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 59a2f02..9829ffe 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -6,11 +6,7 @@ menu question max length cannot be higher than question options
 
 ports <1024 require root
 
-- TODO: topic and question answer values not encrypted?
-- TODO: post stats
-- TODO: settings bundle download
 - TODO: update notifications
-- TODO: check inline to-dos
 
 
 creation requires an interaction:
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 3b387dc..280ff73 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -55,6 +55,7 @@
 		"keyv": "^4.5.0",
 		"leeks.js": "^0.2.4",
 		"leekslazylogger": "^4.1.7",
+		"md5": "^2.3.0",
 		"ms": "^2.1.3",
 		"node-dir": "^0.1.17",
 		"node-emoji": "^1.11.0",
diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js
index 35b5791..9a71ee7 100644
--- a/src/index.js
+++ b/src/index.js
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@ const config = YAML.parse(fs.readFileSync('./user/config.yml', 'utf8'));
 const log = logger(config);
 
 process.on('unhandledRejection', error => {
-	log.notice(`Discord Tickets v${pkg.version} on Node.js v${process.versions.node} (${process.platform})`);
+	log.notice(`Discord Tickets v${pkg.version} on Node.js ${process.version} (${process.platform})`);
 	log.notice('An error was not caught');
 	if (error instanceof Error) log.warn(`Uncaught ${error.name}`);
 	log.error(error);
diff --git a/src/lib/misc.js b/src/lib/misc.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8b0d15a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/lib/misc.js
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+module.exports.msToMins = ms => Number((ms / 1000 / 60).toFixed(1));
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diff --git a/src/listeners/client/ready.js b/src/listeners/client/ready.js
index 9287648..ca75621 100644
--- a/src/listeners/client/ready.js
+++ b/src/listeners/client/ready.js
@@ -1,5 +1,8 @@
 const { Listener } = require('@eartharoid/dbf');
+const md5 = require('md5');
 const ms = require('ms');
+const { version } = require('../../../package.json');
+const { msToMins } = require('../../lib/misc');
 
 module.exports = class extends Listener {
 	constructor(client, options) {
@@ -114,5 +117,51 @@ module.exports = class extends Listener {
 
 		setPresence();
 		if (client.config.presence.activities.length > 1) setInterval(() => setPresence(), client.config.presence.interval * 1000);
+
+		if (client.config.stats) {
+			const send = async () => {
+				const tickets = await client.prisma.ticket.findMany({
+					select: {
+						createdAt: true,
+						firstResponseAt: true,
+					},
+				});
+				const closedTickets = tickets.filter(t => t.closedAt);
+				const users = await client.prisma.user.findMany({ select: { messageCount: true } });
+				const stats = {
+					activated_users: users.length,
+					arch: process.arch,
+					avg_resolution_time: msToMins(closedTickets.reduce((total, ticket) => total + (ticket.closedAt - ticket.createdAt), 0) ?? 1 / closedTickets.length),
+					avg_response_time: msToMins(closedTickets.reduce((total, ticket) => total + (ticket.firstResponseAt - ticket.createdAt), 0) ?? 1 / closedTickets.length),
+					categories: await client.prisma.category.count(),
+					database: process.env.DB_PROVIDER,
+					guilds: client.guilds.cache.size,
+					id: md5(client.user.id),
+					members: client.guilds.cache.reduce((t, g) => t + g.memberCount, 0),
+					messages: users.reduce((total, user) => total + user.messageCount, 0), // don't count archivedMessage table rows, they can be deleted,
+					node: process.version,
+					os: process.platform,
+					tags: await client.prisma.tag.count(),
+					tickets: tickets.length,
+					version,
+				};
+				try {
+					const res = await fetch('https://stats.discordtickets.app/api/v3/houston', {
+						body: JSON.stringify(stats),
+						headers: { 'content-type': 'application/json' },
+						method: 'POST',
+					});
+					if (!res.ok) throw res;
+					client.log.success('Posted client stats');
+					client.log.verbose(stats);
+					client.log.debug(res);
+				} catch (error) {
+					client.log.error('An error occurred whilst posting stats', stats, error);
+				}
+			};
+
+			send();
+			setInterval(() => send(), ms('12h'));
+		}
 	}
 };
diff --git a/user/example.config.yml b/user/example.config.yml
index f549d7a..b823c24 100644
--- a/user/example.config.yml
+++ b/user/example.config.yml
@@ -31,4 +31,5 @@ presence:
   interval: 20 # seconds, only used if activities.length > 1
   status: online # online|idle|invisible|dnd
 overrides:
-  disableArchives: false
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+  disableArchives: false
+stats: true
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